This is the new show.

So….. It’s all gone tits down at Black Publishing.

The company’s on the brink of financial collapse and star author Harriet G. Scott has gone AWOL without completing the all-important final instalment of her best selling trilogy.

Tepid-shot publisher Diana Lewis is scrambled to find a writer to finish the book and save the company from crisis. Her obstacles include an American Super Agent, a lightly tanned boss, a call centre worker, a diversity officer, The French and a dead rabbit called Ian.

It’s like The Wire. But with character comedy. And EVERYTHING from The Wire taken out.